

Thor: DEAR ANGRY GREEN ONE, I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING MOST EXCITING!
Bruce: What is it, Thor?
Thor: (whale)
Thor: IT IS A TEXTUAL MESSAGE RESEMBLING THE MIDGARDIAN ANIMAL OF A WHALE
Bruce: Thats cute
Thor: (whale)
Bruce: Okay, I get itThor:(whale)
Bruce: Do it one more time and you will be responsible for all wreckage that may occur
Thor: (baby whale)
Thor: IT IS AN INFANT
GIF sounds like Gif, not Jif,
because GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format.
Case closed, bring in the dancing lobsters
(Source: fuckingatthedisco, via toomuch-timeon-myhands)
“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.”
(via tardis-to-asgard)
(Source: hemoglobinsfourthsubunit, via tardis-to-asgard)
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I would LOVE to know what they are whispering about.
“let’s pretend that we are whispering loving words and planning after show sex”
“YES! Our fangirls are going to flip out.”
(via tardis-to-asgard)
(Source: livinginkayfabe, via tardis-to-asgard)